Y'all know I'm dating Derrick Harrington. Well, correction, I was. I'm going to try and write what happened:
DR. JUICE
Seat by the window
Friday, January 29th 2010
Dylan Marvil sighed. Her mother had just cut her allowance because she was supposedly 'eating too much'! She had considered calling Alicia Rivera, one of her best friends, to have her lawyer dad sue her mom, but she wasn't that mean.
She gazed lazily around the room and studied the people. There was this weird freak nerd that kept on pushing random buttons on his Gameboy, and there was this great-looking boy kissing a girl. Dylan's green eyes froze and hardened.
It was Derrick Harrington, her boyfriend.
"Derrick!" Dylan exclaimed, her expression hard. "What are you doing here?"
Derrick Harrington unlocked his lips from the girls'. Dylan's mouth dropped. The girl was Olivia Ryan, and she seemed proud. "Dylan, I want to break up!" he declared. Dylan's eyes moistened. "You've been acting totally drama queen lately and face it - Olivia's way prettier than you." Derrick shrugged, and started making out with Olivia again, who looked smug.
THE END
Seriously Leesh, if you are still friends with that boyfriend-stealing-ballerinax2! then you are going to be my enemy. PC support, day or night, or that member will be cursed... Remember that. She stole Cam from Claire too! What are we supposed to do, watch her steal our boyfriends? Mass, we need a plan. E-mail me.
I cannot believe Derrick. I'm sorry Mass, I should have believed you. And I was wearing the prettiest outfit ever. Actually, I wouldn't call it 'pretty', but it was definitely cute! Seriously. I don't know how to post a picture here yet but it might be at the end of the post. If it's nawt, then here's the link: http://www.polyvore.com/dylan_marvil_outfit/set?id=15563436.
This might have been a really angry post because I need to calm down and find somebody new, and I really liked Derrick. Mass, you need to introduce me to some Briarwood boys. Please????? The Valentine's Day Dance is coming up, and I don't want to look like a loser!
Dylan Marvil has signed off.
I'm nawt going to say I feel bad saying this, because I dont, TOLD YA SO! Dyl, he's so immature, and can-nawt hold a serious relationship. I'll totally email you a list of HARTS and a destroy plan! ;)
ReplyDeleteYou'd better... Gawd I'm so angry right now.
ReplyDeleteEHMAGAWD! I am sooo sorry dyl! and no i am nawt friends with that boy snatcher/heartbreaker she is such an LBR! Feel better Dylan! I <3 u!
ReplyDeleteLuv Leesh <3
Lol funny youtube video Dyl but u should go there then you would never get ur food! ily but it would make u gain less calories
ReplyDeleteI heart u! Luv, Alicia :)
Oh no Dyl that sucks. I think i have a plan for revenge.
ReplyDeleteWe should get in contact with one of Darrington's friends, and when they have a sleepover, he'll shave Darrington's legs. He will be so humiliated because its not like he can hide it because hello!, pants are not in Darrington's vocabulary. And hopefully after this foolproof revenge, cheating won't be in it either.
Oh no Dyl that sucks. I think i have a plan for revenge.
ReplyDeleteWe should get in contact with one of Darrington's friends, and when they have a sleepover, he'll shave Darrington's legs. He will be so humiliated because its not like he can hide it because hello!, pants are not in Darrington's vocabulary. And hopefully after this foolproof revenge, cheating won't be in it either.
Alicie - Thanks so much for the support!
ReplyDeleteElle - Thanks for the plan, but it's kind of too mean. Plus you posted that comment twice. BTW White rabbits!
Oh sorry, my computer froze and i wasnt sure if it was posted.
ReplyDeletebt dubs wat does white rabbits mean?
Elle - it's because awn my blog (unlike Massie's) I have to approve of your comment first. And our English teacher taught it to us - you say white rabbits when i's the first of every month and you'll have a lucky month.
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